So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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