Sponge bath it is.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
so much tequila, so little girl.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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