I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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