Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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