I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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