Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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