i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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