i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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