Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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