Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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