if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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