I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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