you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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