He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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