college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He's on the porch naked. Help.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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