thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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