bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
