im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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