This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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