wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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