Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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