I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
