dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Don't EVER smell your tampon
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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