I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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