yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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