I don't think brook has ever known best
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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