I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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