You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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