So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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