shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We had to coat check the pizza.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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