Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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