Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
