Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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