do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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