talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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