I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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