Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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