Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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