did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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