Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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