The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
