porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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