dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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