LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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