he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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