Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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