I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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