I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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