I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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