Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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