had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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